I'm The Sandtex Insider, marketing guru and hero of the Irish people. Last Summer, I put together this little website yoke to campaign for better Irish weather. Why? Cos you can't paint your house with Sandtex when it's lashing, and if we don't sell loads of Sandtex then I can't keep up payments on my Opel Kadett. There's a recession on you know. 

Anyway, it was a bleedin' HUGE success, tens of thousands of you joined in and we had a glorious Summer '09. Well, the sunny bits anyway.

It was so successful that the French asked me to help bring the snow to the Alps. It was a great old gig - those chalet girls, wha? But then Theirry Henry came along with his cheating hands, and after a Pernod-fuelled rampage I was out on my ear. Still, France's loss is Ireland's gain, and I'm back for Ireland Deserves Sun Part II. Join us Ireland, and we can make Summer 2010 a scorcher.